Liaison Lady
by Richard Reidel & the CCQs
Well, I see her coming, walking down the hall
That Liaison Lady, she's got it all
She's got that envelope tucked underneath her arm
Looking for some cadet to show her charms
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She will open her net up for you
Well, I saw her going up the stairs today
With her black leather boots and her black beret
She's my guidon bearer in every way
Anytime she wants, she can win my parade
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She will open her net up for you
Well, she goes to the hops and she knocks the cadets in the aisles
With her gray flannel skirt, well, she really makes me go wild
I've got a dollar-fifty waiting just to take her to the movies with
me
Or we'll go to Thayer Hall and find an empty room, because it's free
Well, she's only a yearling and I'm still a cow -- that's okay
It's not like it's frat, and there's one upperclass anyway
I think a June Week wedding is the only thing that I need
And my Liaison Lady, she'll be dressing up for me in green
She's a CQ's dream when she's guarding the halls
That Liaison Lady, she's got it all
She's on her way to see the Tac, and behind his door
Is the good boodle he's been waiting for.
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She's a Liaison Lady
She will open her net up for you